I often contemplate today’s lifestyle bloggers-turned chefs and think what their CVs might look like. I think on the page would there would be emboldened sentences like :
‘created vast demand for the spiralizer: an expensive and oppressive kitchen gadget that creates noodles from previously unappealing vegetables such as courgettes’
‘contributed heavily to a staggering increase of the price of cauliflower during 2015’
Because do you know that that’s what has happened? Avocados and cauliflowers have become a lot more expensive lately, and it’s partly down to skyrocketing demand generated by the current health food wave driven by these wellness warriors. And that’s cauliflower guys, a vegetable previously associated only with cheese and farting; not glamorous glowing beings writing to you from their yoga mats.
I’m being cynical – however many of these glowing beings have provided a huge amount of grain free and low-lactose inspiration, which is hugely helpful to anyone on a low FODMAP diet. So it’s down to them, and indeed a real sign of the times, that I bring you cauliflower rice in my latest recipe.
We can all poke fun at it, but cauliflower rice is actually really good. You pulse up half a cauli and fry it – it takes less that five minutes and it does provide a lighter and more fresh carb alternative when you just don’t feel like rice. Cauliflower however is high in the polyol mannitol, so watch out for that. If you know you malabsorb mannitol or you’re still in the elimination phase, swap this out with the regular rice of your choice.
you will need:
For the cauliflower rice:
1/2 x head cauliflower
1/2 x lemon
garlic oil (for frying)
For the yoghurt and turmeric meatballs:
1 x packet of lamb meatballs (I used 12. You could also easily make yourself from lamb mince, but I was feeling lazy)
garlic oil / 1 x garlic clove (depending on your tolerance)
1/2 teaspoon x fennel seeds
1 x teaspoon turmeric
250ml x plain yoghurt (remember we are allowed 2 x tbsp in one serving, so this is ok)
Mix turmeric powder, fennel seeds and yoghurt in a bowl. Add a dash of garlic oil, or one crushed garlic clove if you tolerate fructans. Add the meatballs to the mix, being careful not to crush them. Coat them in the mixture and leave in the fridge for about an hour.
While this is marinating you can make your cauliflower rice (or pop some regular on to boil). To make the cauli rice, just pulse it up in sections and add to a hot pan with some garlic oil. Add the zest of half a lemon, squeezing the juice in afterwards. Fry on a low heat for a few minutes until it has a fluffy texture. Empty the cauliflower out of the pan and into a bowl.
Add some more garlic oil to the frying pan, and remove your lamb from the fridge. I find it best to just fry these all up in one go and tuck into them throughout the week (if they last that long!)
Simply fry in the pan, turning gently as the coating hardens to form a sunshine-yellow crust on each side. A lot of liquid will enter the pan at first, just keep stirring this up and I really recommend eating any excess marinade as it cooks; it’s the tastiest treat and has a texture a bit like halloumi.
Once your meatballs have cooked to your liking, add to your rice and enjoy.